Matt Brunson Film Frenzy Aug 17, 2021 2.5/4

Hardcore porn for action junkies, xXx: Return of Xander Cage should also get a rise out of more casual viewers burned out on Oscar bait and looking for a mindless time at the movies.

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Mike Massie Gone With The Twins Dec 5, 2020 1/10

Since the majority of the movie resembles a long, stylized music video, the DJ just might be the most important recruit of them all.

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Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com Sep 27, 2020 1.5/4.0

It's an action film. Nothing more. Nothing less. Okay, maybe a little bit less.

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Andrew Gaudion THN Aug 30, 2020 3/5

The return of Xander Cage is maybe not something anyone particularly expected to see in 2017, but if you are willing to buy in to its brand of trashiness, you should rather enjoy feeling like it's 2002 again.

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Brent McKnight The Last Thing I See Jul 2, 2020 B

Campy, winking, bonkers action mayhem.

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Avaryl Halley Movie Bitches May 11, 2020

I feel like this definitely was written by a computer, was edited by a computer, [and] was produced by a computer.

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Andrew Galdi Movie Bitches May 11, 2020

This movie was so dumb.

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Steven Prokopy Third Coast Review May 1, 2020

I didn't care who lived or died in Return of Xander Cage., and that makes a big difference when considering giving your brain over to a brainless movie.

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Dan Scully Cinema76 Mar 27, 2020

It's a big, fun, EXTREME piece of entertainment with the singular goal of face-punching its audience.

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Udita Jhunjhunwala Livemint Aug 15, 2019

The plot is as flimsy as the garments on the beauties.

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Dominic Griffin Spectrum Culture Jul 17, 2019 2/5

It's as if slapping on that signature red neck tat regressed Diesel's talents to the days of Linkin Park, JNCO jeans and Mountain Dew Code Red.

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Ryan Syrek The Reader (Omaha, NE) Jun 25, 2019 C-

It's just an off-brand version of Fast and Furious: the Toasted Whole Grain Oats to Cheerios, the Mountain Lightning to Mountain Dew, the Go-Bots to Transformers.

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Kaitlyn Booth Bleeding Cool May 24, 2019 4/10

xXx: Return of Xander Cage commits the cardinal sin of a bad action movie; it's boring.

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Rachel Wagner rachelsreviews.net Mar 12, 2019 C-

Unfortunately, the action sequences aren't enough to prop up unlikable characters, the horrible way it treats the female characters and a self-seriousness that drags the movie down.

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S. Indra Sathiabalan The Sun Daily (Malaysia) Mar 9, 2019

Frankly speaking, I found this installment more entertaining than the first two films.

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Marcus Beard One Room With A View Mar 9, 2019 1/5

You, an adult with free will, should never watch this film. It's very bad.

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Allen Adams The Maine Edge Feb 13, 2019 2.5/5

Sure, it's ludicrous and inconsistent and kind of, well, dumb, but its utter lack of apology for any of that helps its case more than you'd expect.

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Louisa Moore Screen Zealots Dec 20, 2018 4/5

You have to love a no-holds-barred action flick that doesn't take itself too seriously, and xXx: Return of Xander Cage is outrageous, mindless fun.

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Frank Ochieng The Critical Movie Critics Nov 17, 2018 1.2/4

Although they say that a single "X" usually marks the spot it takes the triple "X"es in xXx: Return of Xander Cage to disprove this theory. The sensationalized showboat that should have left his one-dimensional adventurous tendencies back in the year 2002

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Ed Travis Cinapse Nov 17, 2018

Much like the Fast films, all logic, reason, and physics are thrown out the window here, and the movie's all the better for it.

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