Alberto Abuín Espinof Apr 16, 2019

BloodRayne is scary rubbish. [Full Review in Spanish]

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Sebastian Zavala Kahn Más Gamers Feb 13, 2017 1/4

A film that tries to convey a palpable sense of epic adventure and maximum exploitation of violence and sex, but which ultimately feels as relevant and important as a short film directed, written and starring cats and dogs. [Full review in Spanish]

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Garth Franklin Dark Horizons Jan 15, 2008

At the rate Boll's improving, he'll achieve a film worthy of a thumbs up rating sometime late next decade.

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Rob Gonsalves Rob's Movie Vault Jul 23, 2007 F

The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.

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Andrea Gronvall Chicago Reader Mar 7, 2007

Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.

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Scott Tobias AV Club Nov 27, 2006 D+

Turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences...

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Walter Chaw Film Freak Central Jul 6, 2006 0/4

Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail.

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David Cornelius eFilmCritic.com May 21, 2006 1/5

This is a movie that begs you not to watch it.

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Steve Newton Georgia Straight May 6, 2006 1/5

So how does a filmmaker bounce back from an almost universally reviled action-horror mistake? Well, if your name is Uwe Boll, you don't.

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JoBlo JoBlo's Movie Network Feb 3, 2006 5/10

All in all, not as bad as you'd suspect and certainly serviceable for all who love the bloody, low-budget vamping gone wild.

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John Beifuss Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) Jan 19, 2006 1.5/4

The supporting cast is mind-melting: Michael Madsen is as out of place in this Medieval milieu as Meat Loaf in a hoop skirt, and Meat Loaf is just out of place.

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Robert Strohmeyer Filmcritic.com Jan 16, 2006 1/5

It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!

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Tim Cogshell Boxoffice Magazine Jan 15, 2006 2/5

[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.

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Linda Cook Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) Jan 14, 2006 .5/4

When on-line petitions beg directors to stop making films, is that the beginning of the end?

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Bill Gibron PopMatters Jan 13, 2006 F

BloodRayne is a movie of unconnected plot dots. In the hands of director Uwe "German Tax Dodge" Boll, a simple sword and sorcery story with vampiric overtones turns into genre-jumping attempts to find an audience.

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Luke Y. Thompson LYTRules.com Jan 12, 2006

It'd be a stretch to call the movie good, but at least it's fun-bad.

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The Foywonder Dread Central Jan 11, 2006 2/5

It's essentially a feature length version of what could have been told in a five-minute flashback sequence during a real BloodRayne movie.

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Gregory Kirschling Entertainment Weekly Jan 11, 2006 F

It's time to start paying attention to the oeuvre of German director Uwe Boll. At this rate, he'll become the Ed Wood of this new movie century.

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Ken Hanke Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) Jan 11, 2006 2/5

If I thought for a minute this Roquefort-riddled camp-fest was as intentionally ridiculous, stilted, witless and over-the-top as it actually is, I'd congratulate Boll.

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