Vampires Suck

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Vampires Suck

PG-13,

2010,

1h 22m,

Comedy

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Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.

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Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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Anna Smith

metro.co.uk

Aug 24, 2018

1/5

Mocking the vampire vogue like a child pulling pigtails (hard), this is playground humour, and the school is definitely gross-out.

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Rafer Guzman

Newsday

Jun 3, 2013

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

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Elizabeth Weitzman

New York Daily News

Jun 3, 2013

2/5

All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

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Richard Propes

TheIndependentCritic.com

Sep 26, 2020

1.0/4.0

Vampires Suck sucks.

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Randall King

Winnipeg Free Press

Jul 25, 2014

1/5

It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.

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Dennis King

Tulsa World

Jul 25, 2014

0.5/4

With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!

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Hagrid P

Mar 26, 2019

great movie. a hilarious parody of twilight :)

Hagrid W

Mar 16, 2019

Better than twilight xD <3

Theodore S

Oct 5, 2018

Maybe it's just because my expectations were so low, but I didn't hate Vampires Suck. In fact, I found myself laughing more than I thought I would. Jenn Proske nails the awkward, mumbling performance of Kristen Stewart and the pot shots at the Twilight franchise feel absolutely justified. It's a completely stupid parody and only a fraction of the jokes land, but, as strange as it sounds, I liked this movie.

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Ron M

Jun 4, 2018

Plenty of laughs to be had with this film!

Anakin W

Mar 28, 2018

What an awful film. Its a spoof of the twilight sage films but it is just purely awful and painful to watch. Only reason I watched some of it was because it was on free view at the hotel with nothing else on the tv. I probably would have been better watching the dripping tap in the bathroom or counting the pattern lines on the carpet.

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Finn R

Mar 3, 2018

probably in my top five favorite flims

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Jason Friedberg

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Aaron Seltzer

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Matt Lanter

Edward Sullen

Jenn Proske

Becca Crane

Chris Riggi

Jacob White

Ken Jeong

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Synopsis

Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.

Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Producer: Peter Safran, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Screenwriter: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Distributor: 20th Century Fox
Production Co: New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box
Rating: PG-13 (Crude Sexual Content|Comic Violence|Language|Teen Partying)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 18, 2010, Wide
Release Date (Streaming): Mar 1, 2013
Box Office (Gross USA): $36.7M
Runtime: 1h 22m
Sound Mix: Dolby, DTS

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