Scott Tobias
AV Club
Sep 26, 2005
Moreton shows plenty of ambition in his second feature, but somewhere in the space between page and screen, he lost the thread.
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Don Willmott
Filmcritic.com
Apr 1, 2005
2.5/5
incredibly plot-heavy yet feels light as a feather
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Moira MacDonald
Seattle Times
Jan 14, 2005
1.5/4
Filled with pretty faces and empty logic, David Moreton's noir-wannabe Testosterone flounders about, doing everything but flutter its eyelashes in an attempt to distract us from its lack of substance.
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Desson Thomson
Washington Post
Dec 17, 2004
The movie's primary interest seems to be in following several good-looking men wherever they care to meander.
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Tom Long
Detroit News
Dec 17, 2004
D
A pointless, wandering tale of obsession that seems to have little purpose beyond showing that gay characters can be in a messed-up movie too.
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John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press
Dec 17, 2004
1/4
[Relies] on a creaky plot and gaping lapses in plausibility.
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Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix
Dec 11, 2004
Unfortunately, Testosterone isn't as provocative as its premise or its title.
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Stephen Schaefer
Boston Herald
Dec 10, 2004
1/4
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Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
Dec 10, 2004
1/4
A tonal car wreck -- the equivalent of Chuck Norris crashing though the pages of an Isabel Allende novel.
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Chris Hewitt
St. Paul Pioneer Press
Dec 9, 2004
2/4
The tone-challenged movie is meant to be a dark comedy, but there are long stretches without laughs.
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Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
TheMovieChicks.com
Dec 3, 2004
3/5
Broken hearts and testosterone don't mix well with machetes (I think I would have preferred watching the 10 months of romance that they skipped over in the beginning).
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Tom Maurstad
Dallas Morning News
Dec 2, 2004
C-
A lackluster and meandering exercise in psycho-sexual provocation.
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Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
Nov 27, 2004
C
The film's major objective appears to be showing cute men doing suggestive things. But if that's your thing, why not just look at pictures? Why ruin it with a story?
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Achy Obejas
Chicago Tribune
Nov 26, 2004
1/4
This is a movie in which things happen for no reason other than that the director wills them to happen in order for something else to happen, logic be damned.
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Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
Nov 21, 2004
2.5/5
Woefully shallow.
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Sean P. Means
Salt Lake Tribune
Nov 19, 2004
2/4
The male characters are bland, a fatal flaw for a gay movie, while the women - Celina Font, Sonia Braga and Jennifer Coolidge - steal the show.
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Laura Kelly
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Nov 4, 2004
1/4
If you want to see a movie with some real chops about gays in Argentina, rent Wong Kar Wai's still-hip, still-smoldering Happy Together from 1997, and happier you will be.
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Luke Y. Thompson
New Times
Oct 22, 2004
It's evident that Dean is capable of getting many other good-looking boyfriends if he so desires -- why get so worked up over one who's a jackass?
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Joe Brown
San Francisco Chronicle
Oct 22, 2004
2/4
Heavy on the eye candy, light on plot and logic.
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Peter Debruge
Miami Herald
Oct 22, 2004
0/4
105 grueling minutes of film noir-inflected nonsense.
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