Variety Staff
Variety
Feb 16, 2024
Whatever points Teen Witch gets for its upbeat message has to be penalized by the plebeian way it is handled on several fronts.
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Roger Hurlburt
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Feb 16, 2024
1/4
Dull, talky and jam-packed with terrible performances, who knows which witch is which in the whammyless Teen Witch.
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Joe Baltake
Sacramento Bee
Feb 16, 2024
2/4
All in all, Teen Witch is harmless fun. I can think of worse ways to spend two hours at the movies -- a lot of them.
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Janice Drickey
L.A. Weekly
Feb 16, 2024
The message of the well-constructed but unsurprising script by Robin Menken and Vernon Zimmerman is practically lit in neon, and fails to adequately address the cruelty of the "haves" vs, "have-nots" caste system.
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Chris Willman
Los Angeles Times
Feb 16, 2024
Zelda also has the movie's worst line: "The real magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything happen!" Guess the makers of Teen Witch just didn't believe in themselves enough.
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Barbara Vancheri
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Feb 16, 2024
The movie is aimed at pre-teens and teens who long for popularity and dates with the school quarterback. This, in fact, would be the perfect movie for a slumber party of 11-year-olds.
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Ada Calhoun
Austin Chronicle
Feb 16, 2024
Teen Witch is an all-around delicious flick, both despite and because of the afterschool special quality of its message.
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Brian Orndorf
Blu-ray.com
Feb 16, 2024
3.5/5
Walker provides something familiar that's appealing to those hungering for a surprisingly pure shot of sincerity, keeping the picture cheeky and bizarre, but also universal with its themes of social acceptance and displays of fantasy power.
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Marah Eakin
AV Club
Feb 16, 2024
It is a fun escape, though, even now.
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Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
Feb 16, 2024
It does present a positive message, which is that no matter how unpopular you are you can always call upon the powers of the dark lord Satan to make people like you.
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SezĂn Koehler
Black Girl Nerds
May 24, 2020
3/5
Teen Witch continues to be a fun journey through archetypes and the 80s camp that's singular to romantic comedies of that era. It's also a powerful reminder that being ourselves and accepting who we are can be powerful magic of its own.
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Austin Trunick
Under the Radar
Oct 18, 2017
Unless you were one of those people who grew up watching it air on cable over and over again, Teen Witch probably isn't going to register much of a blip on your interest meter.
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
Feb 2, 2016
The unapologetic cheesiness and truly awful values of "Teen Witch" is often so bad, and yet so damn charming to endure.
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Heather Boerner
Common Sense Media
Dec 18, 2010
2/5
Tubular '80s teen fluff: silly, fun, and shallow.
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Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com
Mar 8, 2009
A fantasy, comedy, romance, and musical all for the price of one, with such only-in-a-great-bad-movie treats as a 'funky' white rapper busting into rhyme every now and then.
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Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com
Aug 11, 2005
2/5
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David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
Jul 11, 2005
2/4
...there's not much else here to keep viewers over a certain age engaged.
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Caffeinated Clint
Moviehole
Mar 23, 2005
3/5
A treasure from the golden age of comedies
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TV Guide Staff
TV Guide
Jan 10, 2004
Notwithstanding its supernatural elements, the film is basically a standard teenage love story (a squeaky clean one at that) with several unmemorable musical numbers thrown in.
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Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
Jul 30, 2002
1/5
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