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Steal Me

Play trailer Poster for Steal Me 2005,  1h 35m,  Drama Play Trailer Watchlist
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A homeless 15-year-old thief tries to seduce older women while searching for his mother, a prostitute.

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Kevin Thomas Los Angeles Times Sep 22, 2005
4.5/5
Steal Me is a beautifully realized small film of understated power. Go to Full Review
Jeannette Catsoulis New York Times Sep 9, 2005
2.5/5
Everything about Steal Me, the new feature from the writer and director Melissa Painter, feels dangerously overripe. Go to Full Review
Jami Bernard New York Daily News Sep 9, 2005
1.5/4
Drifter comes to small town, gets all the ladies hot. But it's not the steamy, literate Picnic, starring William Holden - instead it's the pretentious Steal Me, an artily photographed, puzzlingly acted indie. Go to Full Review
Film Threat Dec 6, 2005
2/5
Harry Haun Film Journal International Oct 6, 2005
[Painter's] best achievement is the way she skillfully manipulates her almost-known cast into complicated characters that you can care about. Go to Full Review
Ernest Hardy L.A. Weekly Sep 22, 2005
It's not really original stuff, and there are few genuine surprises, but Painter skillfully layers visual details and off-the-cuff dialogue into a smart, condescension-free piece on small towns and the complicated lives they contain. Go to Full Review
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Melissa Painter

Director

Cara Seymour

Sarah

Danny Alexander

Jake

Hunter Parrish

Tucker

Paz de la Huerta

Lily Rose

John Terry

Father

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Movie Info

Synopsis A homeless 15-year-old thief tries to seduce older women while searching for his mother, a prostitute.
Director
Melissa Painter
Screenwriter
Melissa Painter
Genre
Drama
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Jun 10, 2005, Original
Runtime
1h 35m
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