Stan Helsing

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Stan Helsing

R,

2009,

1h 30m,

Comedy/

Fantasy/

Horror

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14%

21 Reviews

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18%

5,000+ Ratings

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14%

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21 Reviews

18%

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5,000+ Ratings

Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.

Robert Abele

Los Angeles Times

Dec 7, 2009

0/5

Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time.

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John Anderson

Variety

Oct 26, 2009

If Stan does nothing else, it should at least get its four leads some attention.

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Frank Scheck

The Hollywood Reporter

Oct 23, 2009

If there's one thing of which the cinematic world doesn't need more, it's horror movie spoofs.

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Patrick Cavanaugh

The Wolfman Cometh

Sep 12, 2025

1/5

Stan Helsing makes Scary Movie 5 look like Scary Movie 1.

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Norman Wilner

NOW Toronto

Nov 28, 2018

1/5

This atrocious excuse for a horror spoof makes [Friedberg and Seltzer's] slavish, cheap-ass parodies look like high-minded cultural commentaries.

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R.L. Shaffer

IGN

Nov 28, 2018

2/10

Mow your lawn, go swimming, play videogames or get a flu shot instead - at least then your mind will be more engaged and you'll stay healthy and active.

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Albus P

Feb 12, 2019

Good movie, basically it is what it is. Hot chicks, you can follow the plot line. It has hilarious moments and some cheesy ones. If you want to disconnect and have a fun time check it out. Did i mention the hot chicks? Lol...

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Poe R

Jan 19, 2019

Close to the worse movie ever seen. I dont know how manage to watch the whole thing but it hasn't got one funny bit in it.

Hagrid M

Nov 29, 2017

1/5. I've seen worse parody movies, but I've also seen far better. Stan Helsing has a handful of funny jokes, but most of the laughs are uninspired and, frankly, stupid. It completely wastes a fun concept. Middle schoolers will like this movie, but that's about it.

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George G

Nov 19, 2017

I think this movie was a funny and hilarious comedy movie I definitely enjoyed this movie

Abraham L

Mar 14, 2017

This movie is ruining the name of a fictional vampire slayer.......

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Synopsis

Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.

Director: Bo Zenga
Producer: Scott Steindorff, Bo Zenga, Kirk Shaw
Screenwriter: Bo Zenga
Production Co: Boz Productions, Insight Film Studios
Rating: R (Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Drug Use)
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Oct 23, 2009, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 6, 2017
Runtime: 1h 30m
Sound Mix: Dolby Digital

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