Simon Sez

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Simon Sez

PG-13,

1999,

1h 22m,

Action/

Comedy

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19 Reviews

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16%

2,500+ Ratings

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19 Reviews

16%

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2,500+ Ratings

Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is gathering information about the weapons trade on the French Riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. Meanwhile, Nick (Dane Cook) -- an old classmate of Simon's -- asks him for help. Nick needs to rescue his employer's daughter, who appears to have been kidnapped by the same people Simon is tracking down. The pair must get to the bottom of the increasingly dangerous situation with the help of two monks and a feisty woman.

Critics Consensus

Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller.

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Nathan Rabin

AV Club

Aug 3, 2009

Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.

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Joe Leydon

Variety

Jun 17, 2008

A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.

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Lawrence Van Gelder

New York Times

May 20, 2003

1.5/5

Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.

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Daniel Barnes

Dare Daniel

Mar 26, 2020

1/5

A superspy action-comedy too brain-dead to even qualify as a James Bond knockoff.

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Maitland McDonagh

TV Guide

Aug 3, 2009

1/4

This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.

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Chris Gore

Film Threat

Dec 6, 2005

0.5/5

It's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews.

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Han L

Jun 8, 2017

i really enjoid to see this bad movie of all time

Rey L

Jan 2, 2017

another so bad it's good classic

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Kevin Alyn Elders

Director

Dennis Rodman

Simon

Dane Cook

Nick Miranda

Natalia Cigliuti

Claire Fence

Filip Nikolic

Michael Gabrielli

John Pinette

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Synopsis

Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is gathering information about the weapons trade on the French Riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. Meanwhile, Nick (Dane Cook) -- an old classmate of Simon's -- asks him for help. Nick needs to rescue his employer's daughter, who appears to have been kidnapped by the same people Simon is tracking down. The pair must get to the bottom of the increasingly dangerous situation with the help of two monks and a feisty woman.

Director: Kevin Alyn Elders
Producer: Moshe Diamant
Screenwriter: Moshe Diamant, Rudy Cohen, Andrew Miller, Andrew Lowery
Distributor: Independent Artists
Production Co: Global Entertainment Productions
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Action, Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Sep 24, 1999, Original
Release Date (Streaming): May 25, 2011
Box Office (Gross USA): $292.2K
Runtime: 1h 22m
Sound Mix: Surround, SDDS, Dolby Digital

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