Patrick Cavanaugh The Wolfman Cometh Sep 24, 2023 2/5

The previous film was surprisingly delightful, with those successes being totally absent from this follow-up.

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Mike Massie Gone With The Twins Dec 2, 2020 4/10

The gore is a bit limited at first, while the computer-animated chompers still look terribly fake, but the over-the-top violence soon supplements the routine nakedness.

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Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com Sep 20, 2020 1.0/4.0

The film also features gratuitous cameos from the likes of Gary Busey being Gary Busey and, in a more extended cameo, David Hasselhoff being David Hasselhoff.

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Charles Webb MTV Jul 3, 2018

Piranha 3DD fails to match the full-blown bloodbath of the first movie, and features too many callbacks to that film to really establish its own identity.

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David Keyes Cinemaphile.org Sep 12, 2017 0.5/4

Here is a follow-up that could not be any more clueless if it had been conceived in a void.

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Scott Weinberg TheHorrorShow Aug 26, 2015

This movie looks like it was shot in 1989 and cobbled together randomly.

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Richard Haridy Quickflix Nov 25, 2013 2/5

The picture's biggest sin (or biggest achievement) is the fact that it manages to be stunningly short yet still have several flat, boring stretches.

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Kristal Cooper We Got This Covered Sep 15, 2012 5/10

This brainless and soulless throwback to exploitation cinema occasionally entertains but mostly just makes you root for carnivorous fish to do away with everyone involved.

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R.L. Shaffer IGN DVD Sep 10, 2012 2/10

An absolutely awful sequel that flushes any potential this franchise might have otherwise had.

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Fred Topel CraveOnline Jun 21, 2012 7 out of 10

More fun than Piranha 3D, the original remake (if that's a thing), because it is more ridiculous.

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Robert Levin Film School Rejects Jun 9, 2012 1.5/4

This sequel puts such little effort into the same basic setup that it's barely even a movie.

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Rob Vaux Mania.com Jun 8, 2012 F

A carnival hustle that even The Hoff should be ashamed of.

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Jeffrey M. Anderson Common Sense Media Jun 8, 2012 2/5

While the previous Piranha movie had just the right blend of silliness, exploitation, and fun, Piranha 3DD seems totally lost. It comes across as forced, ugly, offensive, and lazy.

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Brian Orndorf BrianOrndorf.com Jun 6, 2012 D

Blood and guts are splashed around the frame, yet what's missing here is directorial authority, with Gulager a lousy gore zone conductor incapable of building momentum with easy lay-up horror elements.

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Frank Swietek One Guy's Opinion Jun 5, 2012 D-

Witless, technically slipshod, and neither remotely scary nor titillating, it pretty much fails on all levels.

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David Nusair Reel Film Reviews Jun 5, 2012 2/4

...boasts a roster of hopelessly forgettable central characters and, for the most part, lurches from one poorly-conceived set-piece to the next.

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Susan Granger SSG Syndicate Jun 4, 2012 3/10

Low-budget, softcore - destined to make a quick detour to DVD so sneaky, testosterone-propelled teens can easily subvert the R-rating.

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Matthew Razak Flixist.com Jun 4, 2012 32/100

Piranha 3DD is a shining example of a movie so bad that it's awful.

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Mark Olsen Los Angeles Times Jun 4, 2012 3/5

Tacky and intermittently entertaining is all"Piranha 3DD"sets out to be, and that is all this playfully graphic horror-comedy sequel accomplishes.

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Felix Vasquez Jr. Cinema Crazed Jun 2, 2012 1/4

Takes the fun out of ravenous piranhas chomping down on naked women...

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