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Lesbian Vampire Killers

Play trailer Poster for Lesbian Vampire Killers R,  2009,  1h 26m,  Horror/ Comedy Play Trailer Watchlist
Watchlist 29% 24 Reviews Tomatometer 32% 5,000+ Ratings Popcornmeter
29% Tomatometer 24 Reviews 32% Popcornmeter 5,000+ Ratings
Two best buddies (James Corden, Mathew Horne) encounter a nest of beautiful Sapphic bloodsuckers.
Lesbian Vampire Killers

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Critics Consensus

Lesbian Vampire Killers stakes a claim to niche British humor, but ultimately succumbs to dreary twaddle.

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Deborah Ross The Spectator Aug 29, 2018
It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad that, even at 87 minutes, it's probably a good 87 minutes too long. Go to Full Review
Paul Byrnes Sydney Morning Herald May 21, 2009
3/5
It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off. Go to Full Review
Jake Wilson The Age (Australia) May 21, 2009
1/5
The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail. Go to Full Review
Eddie Harrison film-authority.com Sep 15, 2024
1/5
…these are ancient, outdated British comedy traditions as if Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz never happened; ie it’s sexist, witless, misogynist garbage… Go to Full Review
Nikki Baughan Roll Credits Oct 29, 2019
2.5/5
Lesbian Vampire Killers is not big, it's not clever but, if you take it in the spirit in which it's intended... it can be quite funny. Go to Full Review
Dennis Schwartz Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews Oct 28, 2016
C
Written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield with an insatiable urge to suck. Go to Full Review
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Rey S Sep 10, 2018 A horrible stain on the careers of everyone involved, this is a queasy experience that completely fails to be funny, or scary, or create empathy for its useless, oafish, loathsome central duo. See more
Han L May 5, 2017 This film is a paradox, I hate it and love it at the same time.
Hagrid P Mar 14, 2017 Decent setting, characters development and comedy but is ultimately just another below-average spoof movie.
Leia R Apr 11, 2009 The DVD release of Vampire Killers leaves out the 'Lesbians' from the title. Also missing are funny jokes, thrills and engaging characters. See more
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Movie Info

Synopsis Two best buddies (James Corden, Mathew Horne) encounter a nest of beautiful Sapphic bloodsuckers.
Director
Phil Claydon
Producer
Steve Clark-Hall, Angad Paul
Screenwriter
Paul Hupfield, Stewart Williams
Production Co
Momentum Pictures, AV Pictures
Rating
R (Language|Horror Violence|Sexual Content)
Genre
Horror, Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Aug 10, 2016
Runtime
1h 26m
Sound Mix
Dolby Digital
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