Beatriz Maldivia
Espinof
Apr 16, 2019
I would never recommend this film to anyone who was going to take it seriously. [Full Review in Spanish]
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Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
Apr 16, 2019
It's as if someone had thrown a whole lot of money at Ed Wood and let him go wild, minus the angora.
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Sebastian Zavala Kahn
Más Gamers
May 8, 2017
2/4
A fantasy class-D story starring talented actors at their worst moment. [Full review in Spanish]
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Hank Sartin
Time Out
Nov 17, 2011
1/5
Don't go for the campy laughs; there are none.
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JoBlo
JoBlo's Movie Network
Apr 15, 2011
Don't waste your time.
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Dave White
Movies.com
Apr 4, 2011
1/5
Will any other movie ever be as amazing as this one?
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Sandie Angulo Chen
Common Sense Media
Dec 31, 2010
1/5
LOTR copycat is so bad it's good -- for laughs.
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Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons
Dec 28, 2010
It's not bad enough to warrant burning copies of, rather it'll sit on the back of video store shelves for the rest of its time and that's where it should stay.
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Austin Kennedy
Sin Magazine
Aug 22, 2008
.5/4
If you can appreciate bad cinema, than I recommend it, but anyone that is looking to watch an actual good movie, avoid like the plague!
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Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
Apr 17, 2008
I wouldn't change a thing. It's been a while since I've seen Hollywood filmmaking this unsafe and unhinged.
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Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
Feb 24, 2008
1/4
Why in the world would I give a terrible, terrible move 1 star?Well, how can I call a film worthless when it's so awful that it provides unintended laughs?
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Todd Gilchrist
IGN
Jan 22, 2008
1.5/5
Not only is Dungeon Siege the best film of Uwe Boll's career, but it's also guaranteed not to be the worst one released in its year.
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Nick Schager
Slant Magazine
Jan 20, 2008
.5/4
Only Uwe Boll would assume that the moviegoing public craved a trashy Lord of the Rings rip-off starring Burt Reynolds and Matthew Lillard, and only he could then manage to make such a potentially riotous endeavor so humorless.
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Annlee Ellingson
Boxoffice Magazine
Jan 18, 2008
Uwe Boll uses his biggest budget ever to produce a cheap knockoff of LOTR, complete with an Orc-like army of beasts called Krug, elfin woodland beings, and a wizard-esque magus played by John Rhys-Davies, but without a comprehensible plot.
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Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review
Jan 17, 2008
1/5
...like a Florida dinner theater production of The Lord of the Rings...
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Chuck O'Leary
FulvueDrive-in.com
Jan 16, 2008
3/10
When King Burt Reynolds says, 'What kind of joke do the gods play on me?,' we feel the pain of a downslide that took him from No. 1 box-office star to appearing in an Uwe Boll schlockfest.
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Kit Bowen
Hollywood.com
Jan 16, 2008
1.5/4
This Lord of the Rings wannabe gives fantasy adventures a bad name.
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Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
Jan 15, 2008
1/5
Just where this kingdom is I don't know, but since the king of the title is played by Burt Reynolds, I'm guessing it's the Lost Continent of Atlanta.
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Mark Palermo
The Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Jan 15, 2008
Boll is in fact fascinating - largely because his movies assume their audiences exist in an alternate dimension of human experience.
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Tim Brayton
Antagony & Ecstasy
Jan 14, 2008
2/10
Like all Uwe Boll films, it is terrible. Sadly, it is perhaps not terrible enough.
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