Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com Sep 3, 2020 0/4.0

Even the unrated version should be lost at sea.

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Brian Costello Common Sense Media Jul 18, 2017 1/5

Stereotyping, iffy humor in dated, unfunny comedy.

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Mark Halverson Sacramento News & Review Aug 7, 2008 1/5

Like a bad TV sitcom, the cruise ship plucks a stranded Swedish sun-tanning team from the ocean to comply with Hollywood's current unofficial cleavage quotient.

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J. R. Jones Chicago Reader Mar 5, 2007

Cuba Gooding Jr. is the kind of guy who does ten minutes of shtick every time the little light in the fridge comes on.

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Mark Dinning Empire Magazine Dec 30, 2006 2/5

It also has one of the most lame plots in the history of lame plots.

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Brian Rentschler Screen Rant Aug 7, 2005 0/5

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Martin Scribbs Low IQ Canadian Jul 18, 2004

Only Cuba Gooding Jr., the Olivier of his generation, could pull off such a daring commentary on modern manners.

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Walter Chaw Film Freak Central Dec 4, 2003 1/4

As painful as you imagine it is.

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Geoff Carter Las Vegas Weekly Sep 11, 2003 0/4

[Gooding's] performance here isn't as energetic as it is desperate.

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Pablo Villaça Cinema em Cena Jul 17, 2003 2/5

Esta comdia poderia at funcionar como um esquete do Saturday Night Live (o que combinaria at mesmo com o elenco), mas, como um longa de 94 minutos de durao, irregular, cansativa e pouco original.

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Tom Meek Boston Phoenix Jul 2, 2003

Boat Trip goes bottoms up early.

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Nick Rogers Midwest Film Journal Jun 27, 2003 .5/4

No one comes off worse than Cuba Gooding, Jr., whom the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences could sue for defamation had the movie's advertisements put 'Academy Award winner' before his name.

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Matt Easterbrook Matt's Movie Reviews Jun 10, 2003 3/5

Apart from my disappointment that Roger Moore didn't use any funny Bond-related lines (let's face it, "license to drill" or "for your eyes only" would have been hilarious coming out of his mouth), the movie more than exceeded my expectations.

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Oz eFilmCritic.com May 13, 2003 0/5

If Boat Trip were a skin disease, you'd have whatever limb it was found on amputated at the base.

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Dan Lybarger Nitrate Online Apr 9, 2003 1/4

A lot of movies aim for the lowest common denominator. Boat Trip is merely low.

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Richard Roeper Ebert & Roeper Mar 31, 2003

This is a tasteless and tacky farce laced with cheap homophobic jokes and cringe-inducing stereotypes ...

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Steve Rhodes Internet Reviews Mar 30, 2003 1/4

Poor Cuba Gooding Jr. After his surprising and deserving Oscar win in Jerry Maguire, his career has gone absolutely nowhere.

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Eric D. Snider EricDSnider.com Mar 29, 2003 D

The real issue is that it is not funny.

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Scott A. Mantz Scott Mantz' Movie Reviews Mar 28, 2003 1/5

It's enough to make you wonder, where's an iceberg when you need it?

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Brian Orndorf Modamag.com Mar 27, 2003 4/10

A mixed bag.

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