Keith Uhlich
Time Out
Aug 4, 2023
1/5
You go, Doog!
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Rene Jordan
El Nuevo Herald (Miami)
Oct 6, 2022
Beastly does not aspire to compete with its prestigious ancestors, rather it aims to entertain the young women its catered to. [Full review in Spanish]
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Richard Crouse
Richard Crouse
Jan 31, 2021
2/5
Good messages in an uneven movie that has some very effective moments early on but gets more ridiculous as the credits approach.
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Richard Propes
TheIndependentCritic.com
Sep 2, 2020
2.0/4.0
Beastly is made precisely for those people who will enter the movie theater not 100% sure that the film is a retelling of the "Beauty & The Beast" storyline.
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Brent McKnight
The Last Thing I See
Jul 13, 2020
C
The story is so contrived it's almost physically painful. Everything is laughably bad, everything. But somewhere along the line, I found myself emotionally invested in this syrupy nonsense on the screen.
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Leslie Combemale
Cinema Siren
Jul 26, 2019
It really isn't quite that awful. It's just beastly.
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Jo Berry
The National (UAE)
Nov 21, 2017
1/5
Aimed squarely at Twilight's teenage fans, this is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the head and only marginally more enjoyable.
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Sarah Marrs
Cinesnark
Oct 24, 2017
Beastly isn't good but it's not nearly as awful as I expected.
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Amy Curtis
We Got This Covered
Jun 2, 2013
6/10
So this isn't a great re-imagining of the classic fairy tale Beauty and the Beast, but Beastly does have mass tweener appeal.
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Jason Best
Movie Talk
Aug 31, 2011
Daniel Barnz's movie certainly doesn't have any inner depth behind its slick surface, but Neil Patrick Harris's nifty wisecracks, Mary-Kate Olsen's spooky glares and the brisk pacing means that Beastly isn't quite as hideous as you might imagine
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Mayer Nissim
Digital Spy
Jul 14, 2011
3/5
Hudgens is a likeable on-screen presence, Olsen a complete riot, and Pettyfer teases teeny bits of a performance as a genuinely unpleasant baddie that could be the making of him one day, should the right script come along.
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Grae Drake
Movies.com
Jun 3, 2011
1/5
Beauty and the blech.
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Glenn Lovell
CinemaDope
May 4, 2011
1/4
... tone deaf (do students today really say "hurl chunks" and "Too cool for school"?), predictably plotted, filled with drippy love songs that would embarrass Bryan Ferry.
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Brian Gibson
Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Alberta)
Apr 25, 2011
Some snappy pacing and hints of pain throbbing beneath the cool sarcasm of teens push much of Beastly past its skin-deep pandering to a teen demographic. Still, this 21st-century fairy tale doesn't wilt, but it's not quite refreshed, either.
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Alistair Harkness
Scotsman
Apr 25, 2011
1/5
It's basically programming a generation of young girls to yield to the will of a patriarchal society and grow up to become biddable Stepford Wives. This evil must be stopped.
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Robbie Collin
News of the World
Apr 24, 2011
1/5
Beauty And The Beast except with the lusty, gothic menace that makes that story interesting replaced by moany teenagers and crap acoustic guitar music. Or, in short, Dawson's Freak.
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Catherine Jones
Liverpool Echo
Apr 22, 2011
Undermines its central message about substance over style by sacrificing characterisation for glossy visuals.
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David Edwards
Daily Mirror (UK)
Apr 22, 2011
1/5
Beastly doesn't quite cover it. Not even monstrous, gruesome or grotesque come close.
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Shaun Munro
What Culture
Apr 22, 2011
2/5
It's not nearly as bad as you've probably heard, thanks to a mercifully short running time and decent performances throughout, but a sloppy script denies Beastly the hormone-infused gravitas it desperately needs.
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Graham Young
Birmingham Post
Apr 20, 2011
2/5
Beastly has some groan-inducing lines and acting to match.
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