Patrick Cavanaugh
The Wolfman Cometh
May 12, 2023
1/5
Coming off the hypnotic, stylish, and divisive Lords of Salem, 31 is the absolute opposite end of the spectrum, making something visually and narratively abrasive and irritating.
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Brian Eggert
Deep Focus Review
Apr 11, 2022
1/4
Zombie forces his corny instincts into every line of dialogue, disconnecting the viewer from the experience on any relatable, emotional level.
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Emma Wolfe
SpookyAstronauts
Apr 29, 2021
8/10
it was really clever... you find yourself really getting into it.
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Patrick Bromley
F This Movie!
Oct 31, 2019
It's what you might expect a Rob Zombie movie to be if he had never made another movie, much less some of the most interesting and distinctive horror films of the last 10-15 years.
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Matthew Brockmeyer
Cultured Vultures
Oct 9, 2019
7/10
While hardcore fans of Rob Zombie's black-as-coal humor and grindhouse-horror style will most likely delight in this campy, gore-filled romp, 31 lacks the wit and charm of his early films.
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Joey Keogh
Wicked Horror
Oct 8, 2019
8/10
[T]his is relentlessly entertaining, brilliantly bloody, carnie carnage with a career-defining performance from Richard Brake at its heart.
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Josh Goller
Spectrum Culture
Jul 20, 2019
1.75/5
An exercise in fetishized depravity.
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May Leitz
Nyx Fears
Feb 11, 2019
Fake intensity...the characters we were supposed to empathize with aren't really developed at all...
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Michelle Kisner
The Movie Sleuth
Nov 18, 2018
5/10
Fans of Zombie's work might find some things to love about 31, but it feels like he was kinda phoning it on on this one.
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Matt Oakes
Silver Screen Riot
Nov 11, 2018
D+
There's a distinction between excitement and excess that Zombie fundamentally fails to process here.
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Molly Henery
The Blogging Banshee
Nov 2, 2018
7/10
Rob Zombie gave us a film that has everything you expect from a Rob Zombie film: excitement, bloodshed, and bad guys that you can't help but love. This was definitely not his best film, but it was a lot of fun to watch.
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Kat Hughes
THN
Aug 30, 2018
3/5
A commanding performance from Richard Brake and some impressive visuals combine to make this one of Zombie's stronger works.
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Andrew Pollard
Starburst
Apr 11, 2018
5/10
Ultimately falls a little short when it comes to matching up with some of Zombie's other features, but there's still plenty of deranged desperation and death here for horror fans to devour.
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Robert Kojder
Flickering Myth
Dec 5, 2017
3/5
Still, the star-making performance and strong character work from Richard Blake will leave audiences with something to talk about. What the hell was DC doing not casting him as Joker?
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David Keyes
Cinemaphile.org
Jun 26, 2017
2.5/4
As I watched Zombie's latest endeavor, I was less convinced that he was dealing with powerful philosophies and more apt to believe he was trapped on the hamster wheel of his own overwrought artistic values.
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Rob Gonsalves
Rob's Movie Vault
May 17, 2017
C
[Zombie's] sort of a Tim Burton wearing a blood-soaked wife-beater, paying homage again and again to the monsters and psychos that shaped his imagination.
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José Martín
El antepenúltimo mohicano
Dec 19, 2016
A film that is a true guilty pleasure, as dark as hilarious. [Full review in Spanish]
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Alex Welch
IGN
Nov 4, 2016
4/10
31 may be enough to please some of Zombie's most hardcore fans, but the filmmaker doesn't bring anything new, or refreshing to the table here.
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Anthony O'Connor
FILMINK (Australia)
Oct 23, 2016
16/20
It's bloody and noisy and super stylish...
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Simon Abrams
RogerEbert.com
Oct 21, 2016
3/4
Zombie may not be working outside of his comfort zone, but 31 is one of his most impressive films to date.
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