Justin Brown
Medium Popcorn
Apr 21, 2024
3/5
This movie has issues and is all over the place but I enjoyed the madness of it all.
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Brandon Collins
Medium Popcorn
Apr 21, 2024
2/5
I've definitely seen worse but there stereotypes and odd performances in this half-hearted heist film made it a chore to get through.
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Chuck Klosterman
Akron Beacon Journal
Oct 27, 2023
1.5/4
It's too stupid to be offensive, but it's also not edgy enough to be funny. This is just bad in every direction.
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Leigh Paatsch
Herald Sun (Australia)
Nov 21, 2020
3/5
Not just pitched at the petrolheads, but also aimed at the many secret Schumachers among us who still get a buzz from busting the speed limit when no-one's looking.
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Grant Watson
Fiction Machine
Sep 19, 2020
7/10
Fans of Hollywood's action excess have a lot to like here, however more discriminating audiences will likely find it a very middle-of-the-road work.
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Mieka Strawhorn
Pajiba
Jul 24, 2018
Would I recommend Gone in 60 Seconds? Sure. But like while you're doing something else...There are some fun scenes. But, there is also a super cringey running gag.
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David Ansen
Newsweek
Mar 6, 2018
What's missing from Gone in 60 Seconds is anything new. There's a "been there, done that" feeling to the enterprise.
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
Jun 5, 2014
It's loud, pointless, and tedious, and almost ruins a classic crime flick.
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Nell Minow
Common Sense Media
Dec 24, 2010
3/5
Check your brain at the door, enjoy with popcorn.
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Marc Savlov
Anchorage Press
Oct 18, 2008
1.5/5
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Richard Corliss
TIME Magazine
Sep 19, 2008
In this film we learn that it takes 8,000 lbs. of pressure to crush a car but only one credited screenwriter (Scott Rosenberg) to pound out such a lame script.
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Mark Halverson
Sacramento News & Review
Aug 7, 2008
1/5
For car lovers and lovers of truly bad films only.
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Daniel Etherington
Film4
May 6, 2008
It's just kinda dull though, unless you get excited by 60s Thunderbirds, Chevies and wot not.
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Variety Staff
Variety
May 6, 2008
Perfectly dreadful in every respect, this big-budget remake of the late H.B. Halicki's 1974 indie hit may well rep the nadir of the Bruckheimer (and Simpson) franchise, and doesn't even rate on the most basic level as a good car-chase picture.
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Chicago Reader
May 6, 2008
I found it more pleasurable as a time waster than either Mission: Impossible.
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Rob Gonsalves
Rob's Movie Vault
Feb 14, 2008
B
Comfortably cheesy -- a real beer-and-pizza movie.
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Joe Lozito
Big Picture Big Sound
Jul 14, 2007
1/4
So clumsy is the film that while our 'heroes' are 'boosting' their 50 cars in 24 hours, the audience never has a clue how many they have successfully stolen.
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Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
May 26, 2006
2/4
My dad deserves better.
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Tom Meek
Film Threat
Dec 6, 2005
2.5/5
A bombastic drag.
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Kevin Carr
7M Pictures
Sep 2, 2005
4/5
This is another one of those films that fits into the "it is what it is" category, only it's better than that. It is what it is and does it really, really well.
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