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Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 25, 2008 4/5 Wristcutters: A Love Story is like a suicidal Wizard of Oz. Go to Full Review Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006) 66% 82%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 21, 2008 2/5 It's a humorless PG-13 comedy aimed at middle school kids/some high school kids. Anyone else should stay at home and watch Over the Edge instead. Go to Full Review Drillbit Taylor (2008) 25% 44%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 17, 2008 1/5 Let's just say that I've built more climactic medieval battles with a set of Legos during my childhood. Go to Full Review Doomsday (2008) 50% 44%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 10, 2008 3.5/5 It's captivating, intriguing, and enjoyable throughout. Go to Full Review The Bank Job (2008) 79% 74%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 5, 2008 0.5/5 Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust. Go to Full Review Semi-Pro (2008) 24% 38%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 29, 2008 1.5/5 The Other Boleyn Girl is almost too indescribable for words. It's one of the most visually boring films I've seen in some time. Go to Full Review The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) 43% 62%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 21, 2008 4/5 Be Kind Rewind not only reminds us why we love film so damn much, it pays tribute to those films that may have had a hand in it. Go to Full Review Be Kind Rewind (2008) 64% 56%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 20, 2008 2/5 Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men. Go to Full Review City of Men (2007) 74% 78%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 15, 2008 2/5 We get that this is supposed to be from the perspective of a film major, but did Romero have to make it so painfully authentic? Go to Full Review Diary of the Dead (2007) 62% 41%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 14, 2008 3/5 All scribes involved understand the superhero formula rather well and have fun presenting a familiar premise (that of transporting characters) into an entertaining ride. But perhaps it's all too familiar. Go to Full Review Jumper (2008) 15% 44%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 13, 2008 3.5/5 An exciting and refreshing adventure that's shorter (and less melodramatic) than another Harry Potter film. Go to Full Review The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 80% 63%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 7, 2008 2/5 Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is [Lawrence's] latest starring vehicle and yet another that drowns any comedic talents he once had with a cliché plot and hollow character arcs. Go to Full Review Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008) 23% 63%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 4, 2008 3/5 Just be prepared to suspend your disbelief a little more than usual. Go to Full Review The Eye (2008) 22% 43%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 3, 2008 0.5/5 It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show. Go to Full Review Strange Wilderness (2008) 2% 35%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 2, 2008 3/5 The film has elements of Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy) and Woody Allen (Annie Hall); it just doesn't provide us with anything new. Go to Full Review Confusions of an Unmarried Couple (2009) 80% - -

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Jan 27, 2008 0.5/5 It aims to be a so-called spoof of 300 but only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy. Go to Full Review Meet the Spartans (2008) 2% 19%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Jan 25, 2008 3.5/5 Rambo is exactly the film you want it to be. It has little dialogue, plenty of action, and a nice load of blood and guts splattered throughout. Go to Full Review Rambo (2008) 38% 69%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Jan 23, 2008 1.5/5 It's a tame version of Saw, aimed at middle-aged America, with the same lack of brains and appeal. Go to Full Review Untraceable (2008) 16% 52%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Jan 15, 2008 2.5/5 Think Blair Witch meets Godzilla, and since that isn't the first or last time you'll read that comparison, think of a movie that results in something less profound. Go to Full Review Cloverfield (2008) 78% 68%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Jan 11, 2008 5/5 Paralyzing to watch. At times, you're just as frustrated as Bauby; you want him to communicate, you want other people to understand what he is thinking, and above all, you want him to pull through it. Go to Full Review The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007) 94% 92%