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Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Apr 20, 2005
1/5
...a passion play with a guy in drag (who could ask for anything more?)...
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Diary of a Mad Black Woman
(2005)
15%
86%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Apr 20, 2005
4/5
...Almodovar's meta-movie teases us with Big Ideas about those of us who love our fantasies so much that we turn them into our realities.
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Bad Education
(2004)
88%
84%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Apr 20, 2005
4/5
...eloquently written but not overwritten, with a story that ultimately feels less like a literary construct and more like a spontaneous celebration of a few lived lives...
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Off the Map
(2003)
70%
85%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Apr 20, 2005
3.5/5
...Millions pulls off the neat trick of affirming that money can't buy happiness, even as it has a ball pretending that it can.
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Millions
(2004)
87%
78%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Apr 20, 2005
4.5/5
...a fascinating sort of connect-the-dots that allows us to essentially piece together our very own personalized portrait of this most curious of artists.
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In the Realms of the Unreal
(2004)
69%
78%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Apr 7, 2005
4/5
...might just be the most extravagantly brutal live-action cartoon ever made.
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Sin City
(2005)
76%
78%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Oct 15, 2004
1/5
...M. Knight Shyamalan trapped in a pornorgraphic art flick.
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The Brown Bunny
(2003)
48%
46%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Sep 2, 2004
2/5
The naughty bits were eventually cut (so to speak) for being too "distracting," but the publicity surrounding the deletion may be the best thing the movie has going for it.
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A Home at the End of the World
(2004)
50%
60%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Sep 2, 2004
1/5
...a movie that spews so much random, senseless, undigested matter that it seems more like projectile vomiting than filmmaking.
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She Hate Me
(2004)
19%
60%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Aug 30, 2004
4.5/5
...a little bit like what Matthew Barney's Cremaster Cycle might have been without the illusions of grandeur or pretentious aftertaste.
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The Saddest Music in the World
(2003)
79%
79%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Aug 30, 2004
4/5
For all the talk, there's always something unspoken bubbling away in the space between these two ex-lovers...
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Before Sunset
(2004)
95%
92%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Aug 30, 2004
2.5/5
...Daniel and Susan just float around bitching at each other, so the movie frequently seems like a production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf in scuba gear.
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Open Water
(2003)
71%
33%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Aug 30, 2004
3.5/5
...a film both fluid and hermetically sealed, inviting multiple interpretations and yet ultimately reluctant to give up its secrets.
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The Door in the Floor
(2004)
67%
64%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Aug 30, 2004
4/5
...an astonishingly graceful ballet performed with swords, arrows and fists.
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Hero
(2002)
94%
87%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
May 10, 2004
4.5/5
Almodovar continues to refine the form of melodrama ... without sacrificing one iota of emotional texture or resonance.
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Talk to Her
(2002)
91%
93%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
May 10, 2004
4.5/5
We've seen this story before, more or less -- the blood, the budding psychopaths, the all-too-young victims of urban decay -- but never quite like this.
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City of God
(2002)
91%
97%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
May 10, 2004
4/5
...an experience that's both grueling and, in its way, glorious.
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Dogville
(2003)
70%
89%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
May 10, 2004
3.5/5
...a lean, mean entertainment that manages to be both playful and subversive while exhibiting plenty of mainstream appeal.
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Mean Girls
(2004)
84%
66%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
May 10, 2004
4/5
As with so much in the Islamic world, there are things here that are profoundly beautiful, as well as much that is profoundly scary.
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Kandahar
(2001)
89%
75%
Lance Goldenberg
Weekly Planet (Tampa, FL)
Apr 16, 2004
3.5/5
It's dark and gritty and even a little tawdry, pushing ... deep into Death Wish territory, which is exactly as it should be.
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The Punisher
(2004)
30%
63%
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