Michael Ferraro

Michael Ferraro Film Threat Feb 8, 2009 2.5/5 It's the kind of film you wish had no sound - perhaps the studio should have eliminated the dialogue and replaced it cue cards every few minutes like the silent films of old. Go to Full Review Push (2009) 23% 42%

Michael Ferraro Film Threat Jan 18, 2009 1.5/5 ...this is a masterpiece compared to anything Rob Schneider has put out only it suffers from the same form of stereotyping. Go to Full Review Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) 34% 43%

Michael Ferraro Film Threat Jan 13, 2009 1/5 This is one film that shouldn't have been birthed. No, in fact, it should have been aborted. Go to Full Review The Unborn (2009) 11% 30%

Michael Ferraro Film Threat Jan 7, 2009 1/5 I've seen better special effects in Troma releases... Go to Full Review Bedtime Stories (2008) 27% 55%

Michael Ferraro Film Threat Nov 28, 2008 2/5 While it will no doubt end up being a let down even for the die hardest of fans, the film does contain a couple of interesting thrills here and there. Go to Full Review Transporter 3 (2008) 40% 48%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 25, 2008 4/5 Wristcutters: A Love Story is like a suicidal Wizard of Oz. Go to Full Review Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006) 66% 82%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 21, 2008 2/5 It's a humorless PG-13 comedy aimed at middle school kids/some high school kids. Anyone else should stay at home and watch Over the Edge instead. Go to Full Review Drillbit Taylor (2008) 26% 44%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 17, 2008 1/5 Let's just say that I've built more climactic medieval battles with a set of Legos during my childhood. Go to Full Review Doomsday (2008) 50% 44%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 10, 2008 3.5/5 It's captivating, intriguing, and enjoyable throughout. Go to Full Review The Bank Job (2008) 79% 74%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Mar 5, 2008 0.5/5 Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust. Go to Full Review Semi-Pro (2008) 23% 38%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 29, 2008 1.5/5 The Other Boleyn Girl is almost too indescribable for words. It's one of the most visually boring films I've seen in some time. Go to Full Review The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) 43% 62%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 21, 2008 4/5 Be Kind Rewind not only reminds us why we love film so damn much, it pays tribute to those films that may have had a hand in it. Go to Full Review Be Kind Rewind (2008) 64% 56%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 20, 2008 2/5 Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men. Go to Full Review City of Men (2007) 74% 78%

Michael Ferraro Film Threat Feb 16, 2008 2.5/5 Definitely, Maybe is an explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong. Go to Full Review Definitely, Maybe (2008) 71% 72%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 15, 2008 2/5 We get that this is supposed to be from the perspective of a film major, but did Romero have to make it so painfully authentic? Go to Full Review Diary of the Dead (2007) 62% 41%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 14, 2008 3/5 All scribes involved understand the superhero formula rather well and have fun presenting a familiar premise (that of transporting characters) into an entertaining ride. But perhaps it's all too familiar. Go to Full Review Jumper (2008) 15% 44%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 13, 2008 3.5/5 An exciting and refreshing adventure that's shorter (and less melodramatic) than another Harry Potter film. Go to Full Review The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 81% 63%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 7, 2008 2/5 Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is [Lawrence's] latest starring vehicle and yet another that drowns any comedic talents he once had with a cliché plot and hollow character arcs. Go to Full Review Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008) 23% 63%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 4, 2008 3/5 Just be prepared to suspend your disbelief a little more than usual. Go to Full Review The Eye (2008) 22% 43%

Michael Ferraro Bronsonfive Feb 3, 2008 0.5/5 It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show. Go to Full Review Strange Wilderness (2008) 2% 35%