Emmet Asher-Perrin

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Sep 14, 2026 A lot of Sally’s mistakes are elided, in fact, because she is the most powerful witch in the family and also Sandra Bullock. Go to Full Review Practical Magic 2 (2026) 36% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Sep 1, 2026 It’s the kind of movie that you shout "What?" at the screen every five minutes to, but you never leave your seat. After years of fun-bad draught on the cinema front, we could use more movies like that. Go to Full Review The End of Oak Street (2026) 86% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Sep 1, 2026 I’m just furious at this film for giving me deep thoughts and feelings about the cartoon equivalent of Build a Better Mouse Trap. Go to Full Review Coyote vs. Acme (2026) 96% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Aug 11, 2026 As Billy says, Camp Miasma isn’t summed up in all those shrewd academic analyses, but centered on something far more arcane: It’s about flesh and fluids. Go to Full Review Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) 94% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Aug 11, 2026 Brand New Day manages to be a Spider-Man film that continues the arc of Homecoming, acknowledging that the community and who you fill it with were always the point… but also that you cannot exist cordoned off from it, high above. Go to Full Review Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) 90% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Jul 29, 2026 The film is still a fun journey for the fact that it’s enjoyable to see all these characters and this world again, with a scope to match its ambitions. Go to Full Review Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender (2026) 90% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Jun 26, 2026 But more to the point, claiming that a 13-year-old girl could and should feel permanently tarnished, spiritually, mentally, or emotionally, for killing a man who mass murdered her family and plans to use her as a breeding sex slave is absurd. Go to Full Review Supergirl (2026) 52% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Jun 22, 2026 This could have easily been a story about any outlaw of the period, and the suggestion that it inspired the ballads of Robin Hood later on might have been more riveting if the character were simply some guy. Go to Full Review The Death of Robin Hood (2026) 69% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Jun 12, 2026 A strange choice to make, reduxing one of the greatest achievements in cinematic history with a milquetoast successor[...] but it does seem that a few directors are starting to feel like their audiences didn’t get the message the first time around. Go to Full Review Disclosure Day (2026) 79% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor May 27, 2026 It is the particular cross-section of philosophy, surrealism, interconnectedness, and humanism that makes Riley’s work on film so astute and so spectacularly vibrant[...] Go to Full Review I Love Boosters (2026) 92% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor May 22, 2026 [...]I’m astounded that there are any intended mega-blockbusters going this route in the year of 2026. I haven’t seen one of The Mandalorian and Grogu’s like in ages, and I’m worried that I may never see it again. Go to Full Review Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) 60% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor May 15, 2026 As the MCU landscape exists now, if you want to know Bernthal’s iteration of the Punisher better, the Netflix series is still what you want. Go to Full Review The Punisher: One Last Kill (2026) 73% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor May 5, 2026 Mother Mary offers something that might feel far more precious to over half the population of the world: The chance to exist in a place where the thoughts and opinions of men are never once entertained, centered, or even acknowledged. Go to Full Review Mother Mary (2026) 69% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Apr 1, 2026 The movie keeps upping the ante for action, and ends in the sort of bloodbath you’d expect, but the machinations stop being interesting long before we reach the summit. Go to Full Review They Will Kill You (2026) 66% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Mar 23, 2026 While Faith may not have existed in the first film, her creation is a helpful reminder to women today that family does not require marriage to sustain itself… but it sure does need sisterhood. Go to Full Review Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) 75% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Mar 11, 2026 The film delights in its own low-rent stylings, the special effects haunting for being less slickly rendered. Ixaloth the demon reminds me of a few computer game villains of my youth that gave me nightmares. Go to Full Review OBEX (2025) 97% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Mar 10, 2026 Shelley’s "presence" in the narrative is by far its weakest link, and that’s rather pointed in a film that has at least a baker’s dozen worth of narrative threads it keeps failing to weave into a cohesive whole. Go to Full Review The Bride! (2026) 57% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Feb 18, 2026 Bend some rules, keep your tone just shy of absurdity, layer your laughs betwixt brackets of despair, and you might have yourself a winning formula. Go to Full Review Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2025) 82% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Jan 12, 2026 Just, stop sleeping on these beautiful realities that have such chicken butt lamps in them. Go to Full Review Dust Bunny (2025) 85% - -

Emmet Asher-Perrin Reactor Dec 2, 2025 Parts of Eternity are deeply enjoyable, but in a world where these sort of romantic comedies (being the sort where death and love intersect in silly ways) number far higher than you might expect, I was hoping for just a tiny bit more deconstruction. Go to Full Review Eternity (2025) 76% - -