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Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 26, 2018
Even with hives of cool-looking vampires, cowboys on motorcycles, and ninja priests, there are some stories that are just too dumb to live.
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Priest
(2011)
16%
46%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 26, 2018
Here's the thing about this version of Conan. Even if you're regretfully sober when you venture into the theater, it is imminently forgettable.
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Conan the Barbarian
(2011)
25%
30%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 26, 2018
The other aspect of Bound by Flesh that works so well is its compassionate portrait of two women who were, briefly, famous for their beauty despite their unconventional bodies.
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Bound by Flesh
(2012)
93%
55%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 26, 2018
Moving and intense, Men, Women, and Children manages to make us confront uncomfortable realities about ourselves, while also reassuring us that we can also be good people.
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Men, Women & Children
(2014)
33%
44%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
It's a compelling vision, but the movie never quite lives up to its own designs.
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The Zero Theorem
(2013)
49%
43%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
Even good actors in sexy clothes can't make this movie compelling.
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Dream House
(2011)
7%
36%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
It's a fun, clever thought experiment, but not one that's going to leave you shivering late at night the way a good horror film should.
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Apollo 18
(2011)
24%
23%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
Packs a punch on so many fronts - original story ideas, creatively gross fight scenes, acting that's hammy in a fun way - that you'll leave the theater feeling soundly entertained.
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Daybreakers
(2009)
69%
49%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
Satanism never gets old.
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The House of the Devil
(2009)
86%
63%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
It's the perfect goofy romance if you need a night off from zombies and tense space battles.
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Love in Space
(2011)
63%
37%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
All over the place and bland at the same time.
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The Wolfman
(2010)
32%
33%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
[It's] like a bad holiday fruitcake that somebody tried to spruce up with a zillion lumps of neon-colored, soggy jellybean guts.
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The Darkest Hour
(2011)
12%
25%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
Producer/writer Zack Snyder has recreated the depth of King Lear, only elevated to the sophisticated level of a YouTube comment thread.
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300: Rise of an Empire
(2014)
44%
51%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
It also has one thing that Lord of the Rings never did: A story that is human-scale, even if it's about hobbits and dwarves.
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
(2012)
64%
83%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
Eclipse is a movie about rejecting adulthood, not just as a person but also as a culture. It's about never crossing boundaries, never leaving home.
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
(2010)
46%
60%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 25, 2018
This is a movie that's packed with sexy metaphors. But it's missing the emotional connective tissue required to hold them all together.
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Antiviral
(2012)
65%
40%
Annalee Newitz
Wired
May 25, 2018
This movie is stupid in the best possible way. I cheered all the way through - my shrieks of glee echoing off the walls.
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Ghost Rider
(2007)
28%
48%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 24, 2018
[Let Me In] won't make you jump out of your seat in fear, but it will leave you with a lasting impression of what it feels like to become so unhinged that a life of murder is better than anything else.
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Let Me In
(2010)
88%
76%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 24, 2018
Blood is a nice antidote to your Twilight blues. No shiny vampires here, and all the girls have traded their mopey diaries for samurai swords.
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Blood: The Last Vampire
(2008)
23%
33%
Annalee Newitz
io9.com
May 24, 2018
Kelly is at his best when he's making mind-melting science fiction with allegorical underpinnings, but unfortunately The Box is more like a morality play with a few science fiction characters hanging around in the background.
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The Box
(2009)
42%
24%
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